I wouldn't bet on it

lambbabies: ivory-witch: spartanlocke: torsamors: man. Remember the first time you watched Thor:...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 05:38:31 -0400

ivory-witch:

spartanlocke:

torsamors:

man. Remember the first time you watched Thor: Ragnarok (2017) Dir. Taika Waititi and hela asked thor ‘what were the god of again?’ and then it went to loki smirking and you KNEW something good was coming. And then immigrant song started to kick in and the LIGHTING started and you felt your SOUL leave your body and go to another plan of existance. Then Thor desending lighting and all onto that pile of aliens in slow motion looking goddamn RENAISSANCE painting? That moment changed me! the DRAMA! The rest of that scene? Valkyrie, Loki, and Hulk fighting together? Thor’s LIGHTING striking those aliens straight outta there like they were fucking ants? ICONIC! The iconic truly JUMPED out of that movie! Taika Waititi took my hand in that movie, told me it was all gonna be ok and then changed my life FOREVER! That was ART! Mr. Waititi thank you for my LIFE

For those who have not yet felt this experience in all it’s glory (or those who just want to feel it again):

I never really loved Thor until this movie.

parks-and-rex:

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 03:10:15 -0400

parks-and-rex:

clonedroids: Because I feel like kids of color don’t hear it enough: domestic abuse is not a part...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 03:06:01 -0400

clonedroids:

Because I feel like kids of color don’t hear it enough: domestic abuse is not a part of your culture.

A lot of us were raised with the idea that “its normal for wives/children to get hit! it helps them learn– only white folk don’t get beaten when they misbehave”. That’s not true, white people aren’t the only ones who deserve a safe and abuse free environment. Black and brown people can and do have loving families.

If you’re in a situation where you are enduring abuse and people use your culture to justify it, I want you to know that what they’re telling you are lies.

tariqah: Two icons I love

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 03:05:30 -0400

tariqah:

Two icons I love

supreme-harry-potter: Me: Omg I’m in Slytherin! This gonna be good!Merula: I’m going to destroy...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 04:14:28 -0400

supreme-harry-potter:

Me: Omg I’m in Slytherin! This gonna be good!
Merula: I’m going to destroy your reputation and your house points!
Me: Nah, Snape wouldn’t do that!
Snape: *takes off points*
Me:

seconddoubt: left-reminders: calliope-lalonde: someone: so what do you think is the solution to...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 05:14:36 -0400

seconddoubt:

left-reminders:

calliope-lalonde:

someone: so what do you think is the solution to homelessness?

me, socialist:

Let homeless people occupy peopleless homes, build houses for use rather than exchange, 3D print comfortable houses in a day, convert corporate skyscrapers into housing and commercial malls into publicly-accessible community centers with living commons and entertainment

When you say it to people and they break

“But the money? … we can’t just? But, Money? We can’t just… help… people? Can we? The Money. We can’t just help people? Like that? We can’t just? Money?”

labyrinthbetweenthestars:

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 05:14:03 -0400

labyrinthbetweenthestars:

swingsetindecember: ifeelbetterer: swingsetindecember: where is my sam wilson and wade wilson team...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 05:13:26 -0400

swingsetindecember:

ifeelbetterer:

swingsetindecember:

where is my sam wilson and wade wilson team up, marvel? give it to me, you cowards

Since Sam was already fighting an army of evil aliens and he was pretty sure the other Avengers were at least a full city block away, he did not bother to ask why the dude who leaped down from the fire escape was wearing red leather. The dude was clearly also invested in fighting the evil aliens and, like, that’s pretty much all you need to worry about when you’re fighting evil aliens.

The dude did seem to be quoting all of Kim Bassinger’s dialogue from My Stepmother Is an Alien, but also. Like. Every evil alien this dude killed was one less evil alien Sam had to kill.

As they fought–and as the dude switched to District 9–their way back to the other Avengers, Sam also had to admire the dude’s form.

And then the dude got shot through the gut and had an arm blown off at the same time.

See, this is why we don’t let randos in red leather join up with the superheroes, Sam thought in absolute panic as he rushed to the dude’s side. He pulled back the red leather from the gut wound and…..that was some really gnarly scarring.

His hands only hesitated for a split second over that thought. But then he really got pulled up short by the visual of the gut wound closing itself up.

“That is some party trick,” he said out loud.

“You should see me tie a cherry stem with my tongue,” the dude said. “Brings all the boys to the yard, y’know what I’m saying.” His voice was definitely guttural, pained. So whatever was making this dude into the energizer bunny of self-heal was doing diddly-squat for the pain levels.

“Would a painkiller work on you?” he asked because Sam had spent the past couple of years in the company of a dude who got beat up more often than anyone else Sam had ever known and also processed opioids like they were tic tacs. So. Best to ask.

“Negative, Ghost Rider,” the dude said. “Deadpool, nice to meetcha.” He held out the blown-off stump that…..had tiny digits forming on the end.

“Definitely a good party trick,” Sam said and shook the stump. “I’m the Falcon. Sam Wilson.”

“Oooh, Mr. Wilson,” Deadpool said in a high breathy voice and then passed out.

sam just made a bff for life

kaibility: GQ, 180614.

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 00:58:37 -0400

kaibility:

GQ, 180614.

niyaeliza: dickzoned: aidadoesdoodles: billshitposts: ghara2: ...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 03:20:32 -0400

niyaeliza:

dickzoned:

aidadoesdoodles:

billshitposts:

ghara2:

lily-d247:

afatblackfairy:

sniggadoodles:

lisa-beignet:

theincognegra:

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

When you’re hella desperate 😩

dealing with the worst case scenario

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 03:17:38 -0400

getupoffyourcassbutt:

astrologypixies:

4velitta4:

lilypotterr:

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

I feel like this could be useful in my future

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

pizzaotter: anomalousdata: floorwildcat: Holy guacamole and...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 01:53:21 -0400

pizzaotter:

anomalousdata:

floorwildcat:

Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!

“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”

JESUS FUCK

starkked: Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 05:21:16 -0400

starkked:

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

lesbiansassemble: the russo’s: loki’s death was real this time. he’s not coming back.me:

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:13:03 -0400

lesbiansassemble:

the russo’s: loki’s death was real this time. he’s not coming back.
me:

nasafic: Steve & Tony on a charity ball red carpet (part of...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:12:46 -0400

nasafic:

Steve & Tony on a charity ball red carpet (part of the superhusbands au)

jamesrbarnes: Steve saving the people he loves + the way they...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:12:18 -0400

jamesrbarnes:

Steve saving the people he loves + the way they look at him ( ◡‿◡ ♡)

mechinaries: iseeavoice: qalaba: iseeavoice: A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:10:21 -0400

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

#’what are we having tonight’ ‘italian’ ‘TALK TO ME’

best so far.

amainocraziness: When live action is well done.

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 03:48:42 -0400

amainocraziness:

When live action is well done.

jack-the-lion: starlightdragon: bunjywunjy: crystallinecrow: slusheeduck: im-fairly-whitty: fiz...

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 03:25:11 -0400

jack-the-lion:

starlightdragon:

bunjywunjy:

crystallinecrow:

slusheeduck:

im-fairly-whitty:

fizzy-dog:

i love cats

you have long cat (serval)

ear cat (sand cat)

small evil cat (black footed cat)

spherical cat (pallas cat)

cat who probably watches makeup tutorials on youtube (caracal)

very round cat (leopardus guigna)

water cat (fishing cat)

cat with socks (leopardus colocolo)

grayscale cat (geoffroy’s cat)

and let’s not forget revolver cat (ocelot)

🎶These are a few of my favorite things 🎶

Don’t forget Snek Cat (Clouded Leopard)

@bunjywunjy

LOOK, TEETHY FUR BOIS

IMPORTANT ALLEGED CATS

Are You 100% Sure This Isn’t A Lemur (flat-headed cat)

That’s A Fucking Stoat (Jaguarundi)

Foot Fetish (canadian lynx)

(OK I’M SORRY FOR THAT ONE BUT JESUS JUST LOOK AT IT.)

and I move that my favorite, spherical cat, should be renamed Redonkasaurus Rex immediately (pallas cat)

@turbotasstic

Now this is the kind of content I signed up for. XD

humans-are-weird-postss: realtrashwitch: lilybeth666: cassieofherne: sauvamente: ourblackisgold...

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 05:43:04 -0400

humans-are-weird-postss:

realtrashwitch:

lilybeth666:

cassieofherne:

sauvamente:

ourblackisgold:

sauvamente:

thinkmillionsmakemillions:

robregal:

freeandformed:

freeandformed:

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?
It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

It worked tho

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

Positive vibes!!!!!

Show me the money!!